The First Respone.. Late night May 8, 2001



You know, I once dated a guy with a Mountain Dew
fetish. Stocked my refrigerator with Mountain Dew.
In the end I was left with a twelve pack. Incidentally,
I thought they required you to furnish a human photo?
How did you get that past yahoo? I would love to
have a photo of my dog in my stead. Can't place myself
on-line because I'm in sales and I know how people like
to sometimes peruse the ads (mostly in jest). Anyway,
last thing I want is for the veterinary community (a
tight knit group) to laugh at me (anymore?).
Wondering about the vet/sales relationship? I sell Veterinary
Pharmaceuticals. Yup, drugs. Any pets Aaron?


Um, I'm digressing here. . . Most recently, I dated a
fella with a predilection for Diet Dr. Pepper. Being
the exceptional girlfriend that I am, I once again
stocked the refridgerator only to be left yet again
with soda that I don't consume. I myself am a Diet
7up or Diet Snapple gal. So, I have a new rule, no
libation until after, uh, the third month. My other
new rule, no adding a fella to my cell phone's speed
dial--it just gets too hard to erase 'em. Of course,
I invariably break all the rules, run with scissors,
etc. Why, just tonight my girlfriend and I managed
to sneak into a flick--we coerced the non-english
speaking janitor to sneak us through the exit door.
Ya, I'm twelve.


So, I've written a practical book about absolutely
nothing. . .highly indicative of how my conversations
tend to flow. Randomn and anecdotal.


Some more bits about me: I like dancing, jogging (
just rolled my ankle, so that's off limits for
several weeks), rollerblading (well, falling), hiking,
country and hip-hop (yeah, my musical taste wreaks), my pets
(two cats, one dog), my family, stealing crutches from
individuals with injured limbs (and kicking them),
underwater basket weaving, the usual stuff.


Anway, if you're further interested, be sure to
include your email address when you write back so I
can forward a photo and get the bathing suit portion
of the pageant over, eh?


Christie

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